da-heell:

barksysofetch:

BEST SASS FROM THE BBMA’S THIS YEAR!!!!

im a bit confused at whats happening between selena and justin there wtf

guiltycazlet:

Koala’s response to being petted

nO

australiansanta:

without autocorrect im fucked but also with autocorrect im fucked

autocorrect is ducked

cocainize:

deadlyjohnson:

FACTS ABOUT THINGS:

• TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
• YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
• NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.

thanks shouty person thank u B)

laughingstation:

More FUNNY POST here!

dickspeightjr:

dickspeightjr:

what did hitler say right before he died

i did nazi that coming

just kidding hitler killed himself

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

neyopets:

if i’m a pleasure to have in class i’m sure i must be a pleasure to have in bed

pokemonyewest:

Hate gets you nowhere

You gotta be positive

drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

thegodofmischiefmanaged:

kawaiirubbish:

kawaiisquad:

Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?

probably “g’day mate!”

it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia

pegthepatriarchy:

Eat that pussy and be grateful. There’s starving nice guys in fedoras who don’t have any.

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person